Thursday, September 29, 2005

Miss Purge- You all know one

Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness
By Brett Waggoner September 28, 2005 Issue 41•39

Avoiding eating in order to improve your appearance is part of being a woman, and it's natural for a woman to devote all of her time to achieving a figure pleasing to the male eye. While there are many ways to get hot, one of the simplest, fastest, and most effective is through self-starvation. However, anorexia, like all things, is best used in moderation. For example, you should never get so thin that you lose your tits.

I've seen it time and time again: A woman of "normal" weight buys a scale, tapes pictures from W magazine to her refrigerator, draws a weight chart on her bathroom mirror, and makes a commitment to subsisting on iced tea and steamed broccoli. She resists the temptation to cheat, and slowly, her will power is rewarded: The butterfly emerges from its chrysalis. The pounds melt off, and she is undeniably hot.

But then, sometimes, inexplicably, something goes wrong. Rather than maintaining her new slim, sexy body through marathon training and obsessive calorie counting, a woman will continue to shed pounds, starving herself—dreadfully, heartrendingly—way past the point of hotness.

Reality check, ladies: If your ass resembles your scapula, you are in the danger zone. That kind of thing is not attractive.

It's like I told my ex-girlfriend Lisa: Feminine fragility is a plus, but if I actually snap your arm while having sex with you, you've gone too far. A woman should have a pleasingly light, impossibly fragile appearance, much like a piece of fine china, but if her body has begun digesting the calcium in its bones to sustain its necessary functions, there is a good chance she has starved herself beyond the point where I would even want to have sex with her at all.
Fat on the upper arms, hips, or waist is a turn-off, but there should be a thin matting of fat underneath the skin to prevent a man from being able to make out your skeletal system. A lot of girls don't know this, but slightly rounded, healthy appearing limbs are sexier than rail-thin ones, provided a man can still wrap his hands around your waist. Women like the emaciated thing, but guys actually like it if a girl's upper thigh is a shade wider than her knee.

It's heartbreaking to see a chick who's too anorexic. Don't get me wrong, because a little bit is a plus, but when I see a too-anorexic chick, I always imagine her spending night after night running on her treadmill, trolling the Internet for diet tips, doing stomach crunches in her cubicle, eating head after head of iceberg lettuce—all the while tragically unaware that, at her weight, she could probably be eating 1,000 calories a day. At least 700. Ironically, all her work has left her so crazy skinny, she's as desirable as that fat cow Kate Winslet.

Ladies, if you are suffering from too much anorexia, I urge you, in the name of all that is alluring, increase your calorie consumption by about 10 percent. Treat yourself to a bite of your boyfriend's sandwich. Drink a glass of skim milk. See what happens. You might see your ribs filling out a little, and that might frighten you, but please remember: We men like a woman who's obsessively fit and trim, but no one wants to bang a concentration-camp prisoner.
Harness the power of your misery and poor body image. You've got a good thing going with that. But just don't go too far

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I think I know this guy!


Raiding the refrigerator could have this suspect cooling off in jail.
A Natick man with an apparent yearning for beer, cigarettes and T-shirts, is accused of breaking into three Framingham apartments yesterday and making himself right at home.
Police say Ramon Perdomo, 37, had to be thrown out by tenants just after noontime.
``The defendant walked in, opened the refrigerator and grabbed a beer,'' said prosecutor Deb Bercovitch, describing the first reported break-in. ``He sat down on the couch and lit a cigarette.''
In a second alleged home invasion, he allegedly attempted to sell the tenant his bicycle. As he was being kicked out, he reportedly grabbed a few beers and cigarettes before entering a third unit.
In there, when confronted by the tenant, Perdomo pushed the person and grabbed a 12 pack of beer and five T-shirts, the prosecutor said.
Perdomo is charged with home invasion, two counts of breaking and entering, assault and battery and larceny of property worth less than $250.
Defense lawyer Sheila Dwyer said her client had not taken medication.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Damn It!

WASHINGTON - May 2002: President Bush attends a memorial for police officers killed in the line of duty. Under his jacket, he's wearing a Second Chance bulletproof vest, according to a company insider critical of the vest.

A year later, a California police officer wearing the same model vest is killed when a bullet penetrates his vest.
Sources involved in the case say the Justice Department now is conducting a criminal investigation into whether the company — Second Chance Body Armor — knowingly sold defective vests to the Secret Service, military and police. The company denies the allegation.

"It means that they put the president of the United States at risk, the first lady at risk, the Secret Service agents that were protecting him at risk," says Steve Kohn, who is representing the company whistleblower in the case.
A company whistleblower says the Secret Service bought possibly defective vests for the president, his detail and others. Another worker told NBC News her group made vests specifically for the president and first lady.

"To find that something could slip through, that possibly would not hold up to the test for which it was designed, it's scary," says Tom Kennedy, a security consultant with Vance International.
Read part I of this story

November 2004: Bulletproof vests under scrutiny
The sale occurred in 2002, only months after a top company research official warned that the vests could fail.
"I strongly believed that this was a threat and that some police officer could be killed," said whistleblower Aaron Westrick in a December 2001 deposition.
Westrick urged that customers be warned, saying "lives and our credibility are at stake."
But no warning was issued until after the officer in California died.
Monday, the Secret Service would not comment.
A lawyer for the company says it's cooperating fully with the investigation and denies wrongdoing. He says the vests were recalled as soon as the company confirmed there was a problem.
http://http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9494356/

Monday, September 26, 2005

A Mall Made for Millionaires

Moscow may have more billionaires than any other city in the world, but what about those with a mere million to their name?
The Millionaire Fair, which began on the edge of Moscow on Saturday, is not a chance to buy one of those young millionaires -- and there were 88,000 declared millionaires in the country at last count. Instead, it offers a brief glimpse -- at 1,000 rubles per visit, or $250 for VIP tickets -- of a luxury lifestyle few will ever touch, including the opportunity to buy a helicopter, a Bentley, a whole island, hair-transplant surgery or a dress that literally smells of money.
The fair, which runs through Wednesday, was founded by Yves Gijrath, the general director of Gijrath Media Group, in Amsterdam three years ago and brought to Moscow together with Independent Media, which publishes The Moscow Times.
Housed in Crocus Expo, next to the Crocus City shopping center on the Moscow Ring Road, the Millionaire Fair has turned the exhibition center into a mall for the rich for a few days. Instead of piped music, Bryan Ferry sang live to visitors on the opening night, even if they seemed more interested in the buffet.

The attributes of luxury were everywhere: expensive cars, helicopters with prices starting at a quarter of a million dollars, furs, bodyguards, women with cheekbones you could cut diamonds on and dangerous black cats -- a young panther was an essential part of one stand selling suitcases.
When asked what the panther had to do with suitcases, its handler said after a brief pause, "Exclusive panther. Exclusive suitcase." She carried on scratching the panther, which promptly fell off its exclusive suitcase.
"I was impressed," said Rostislav Ordovsky-Tanayevsky Blanco, the millionaire businessman behind the Rostik's chain and other restaurants. "Ten years ago, this would never have happened. It's like a century has gone past."
Some 6,000 to 7,000 people were expected to visit the fair on Sunday alone, said co-organizer Derk Sauer, the CEO of Independent Media.
"It's spectacular. The exhibitors are really excited," Sauer said, adding that millions of exhibits had been sold by late Sunday. "Last night, an island was sold, and that is $10 million."

A sports car and helicopter on display at the Millionaire Fair on Sunday.
Moscow might be remembered for Forbes magazine's 2004 report that named it the world's billionaire capital, with 33 billionaires. New York, in comparison, boasted 31.
Just having money was not enough for some people on opening night.
"It is mainly New Russians here. It is not Muscovites," said one man, who said he was a real estate millionaire but refused to give his name as he stood watching with a cynical eye on the opening night. "Mainly, it's people who want to eat for free.
"It is only the nouveaux riches, and they don't understand the price of money," he said. "They see, come and buy. A real person with capital will find what he wants at a cheaper price. That's the position of a millionaire."
Others found the whole affair distasteful.
"It is an illusion, like everything in this country," said Eldar, a banker who would not give his last name and conceded that he was not a millionaire.
"I find the selling of Lamborghinis strange, considering the state of the roads in the country," he said. "It is stupid. Where can you go in a Lamborghini? Try going to the Tula region.
"The only thing they really want here is a picture of themselves with Putin so they can hang it up," he said, before adding, "and that is very expensive."
Visitors relaxing on sofas with "Where there is enjoyment -- there am I" cushions in the Crocus Expo center.

Indian millionaire Jimmy Kotwani, the owner of Imperial Tailoring, apparently did not feel the same way as he admired a new Mercedes on display. "There are lots of things I'm interested in," he said. "I am fond of diamonds."
While there were no diamonds at the Krokin Gallery stand, there was something dearer to many people's hearts: money.

The Krokin Gallery was offering two sets of clothing -- a man's suit and a ballroom dress, and a suit and a skirt and top -- woven out of $1 bills, 500 ruble bills and 100 ruble bills, in an idea that might both mine and undermine the whole idea of the fair.
"Sit here for five minutes, and you can see how people are greedy for money," said manager Irina Nemets, before stopping to tell a passerby to stop touching the dress made of 500 ruble notes. "They're drawn to it," she said.
The dresses, made by Dmitry Tvsvetkov, are on sale for $15,000 for a pair.
"There were rich people here," Nemets said about the opening night. "They also wanted to touch, like children."

Grandma and Grandpa get run over by a reindeer

A reindeer injured an elderly couple in the wilds of Finnish Lapland, in a rare attack that caused injuries needing hospital treatment, officials said Monday.
A male reindeer suddenly appeared from a forest and attacked a man who was hiking Sunday with his partner near Kittila, about 620 miles north of Helsinki.
The buck butted the man to the ground and kicked him before turning on the woman who was talking to her son on a mobile phone, Kittila fire chief Jorma Ojala said. The son alerted rescue workers who arrived in helicopters and flew the couple to hospital.
The man and woman were not named, and officials declined to give further details.
A researcher at the Finnish Game and Fisheries Research Institute said the attack came during the peak rutting season when up to 30 female reindeer may be on heat in the territory of one buck.
"Every year in the rutting season, buck reindeer are very possessive about their harems," said Mauri Nieminen, a reindeer expert at the institute. "If a person goes into an area between the reindeer and his females, the buck can easily turn on him or her."
"Normally, reindeer pose no danger at all," Nieminen added.
In Finland, unlike in neighboring Sweden and Norway, there are no wild reindeer. They are domesticated, but are allowed to roam the wilds of Lapland where herders seasonally track them down for branding and slaughter.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Tulips Family on the Gulf Coast

As most of you know I am from the arm pit of Texas. A small town called Nederland, right outside Beaumont/Port Arthur.

My entire family is located on the Gulf Coast of Texas. Rita will hit tomorrow night. MOST of them have successfully evacuted and will be fine.

A few are still in route. They have traveled for 13 hours and only gone 50 miles.

A coastal population of 1 million people have to evacuate throught Houston, a city of 4 million people. You can only imagine the chaos.

The gas stations are out of gas.

All circuits are busy on cell phone lines.

I just ask that you keep my family and all the other residents of Southeast Texas in your thoughts.

They are not betting on returning to their homes. They are ok with this as long as people are safe.

Just like Katrina, there are many families too poor to leave the area. If they can get on the road they still will endure hours of traffic to get to a safe place, if time even allows.

Lives will be lost, homes will be gone and spirits will be devistated. PLEASE, PLEASE pray, chant, whatever you do to send good thoughts and spirits to ALL these people.

Thank you,
Tulip

Friday, September 16, 2005

How embarassing...


EUGENE, Ore. (AP) — It was a terribly low-tech version of drug trafficking.
Dwayne Earl Anthony Etzel was arrested on drug possession charges after a police officer caught sight of him pedaling on a bicycle with three uprooted marijuana plants under his arm.
Police spotted Etzel, 18, cycling in the early evening Monday with what they described as a "big smile" on his face. It was 5:40 p.m. and still light out.
"I see this guy riding up the street with what looked like a big old bush under his arm," said Eugene Narcotics Detective Scott Vinje. "It didn't click right away that it was marijuana. Then I smelled it."
He pulled up alongside the bicyclist, showed him a badge and ordered him to stop.
When police tried to stop him, Etzel allegedly threw the marijuana plants at the officer's car and pedaled off. After catching up with him, the officer used pepper spray to get the cyclist under control.

Hacking's a snap in Legoland

I'm less concerned someone hacked into Lego than I am there is a "adult" Lego community...


Hacking's a snap in Legoland
By Daniel Terdimanhttp://news.com.com/Hackings+a+snap+in+Legoland/2100-1046_3-5865751.html Story last modified Thu Sep 15 04:00:00 PDT 2005


When Lego executives recently discovered that adult fans of the iconic plastic bricks had hacked one of the company's new development tools for digital designers, they did a surprising thing: They cheered.
Unlike executives at so many corporations, who would be loath to let their customers anywhere near the inner workings of their software tools, the Lego honchos saw an opportunity to lean on the collective thinking of an Internet community to improve their own product while bolstering relations with committed customers.
All it took was being open-minded enough to see that their biggest fans weren't trying to rip them off; they were trying to improve Lego's products in a way that, just maybe, the company's own designers hadn't thought of.
"I was a little concerned at the beginning because I know there are companies that don't respond favorably to this kind of thing," said Dan Malec, a software engineer from Stow, Mass. Malec is an active member of the adult Lego community, a group of passionate Lego aficionados who build models far more elaborate and sophisticated than the kids' versions most people are used to seeing.
To one toy-industry observer, Lego's positive reaction to the hack is more than unusual.
"I can't think of another instance in toys where it's been basically 'Do whatever you want,'" said Anita Frazier, an entertainment industry analyst at The NPD Group. "If it doesn't ultimately hurt the intellectual property, and (the users) aren't modifying the trademark or the core property at all, (Lego is) looking at it as it doesn't hurt."
Last month, Lego launched Lego Factory, a service through which users can create their own unique and customized Lego models--a cat, the Statue of Liberty, a tree or whatever else users choose.
Once the designs are created and uploaded through Lego Factory, the company manufactures the bricks necessary for the model and ships them to users so they can assemble their models. Customers can also buy the bricks necessary to build from other people's designs, which are posted on the site. Lego without limitsAt its core, Lego Factory is powered by Lego Digital Designer, a free, downloadable, 3D modeling program that lets users choose from digital collections of bricks to compose their own unique models. The software lets users build whatever they can imagine, so long as they have the 3D modeling skills to design their creation.
But initially, Lego Factory didn't exactly curl the toes of some of Lego's more hard-core and tech-savvy fans.
The problem, according to several members of the Lego modeling community, is that the digital collections--or palettes, as they're called--of bricks users had to choose from in Lego Digital Designer often contained far more pieces than buyers really needed. At the same time, they were missing a few others that were integral to the creations. Thus, users would frequently and wastefully have to buy several palettes in order to gather all the specific bricks they needed. And that, they say, made designing and buying models too costly.
"Several hundred bricks are associated with" certain palettes, said Malec. "If you want just to use only two of those bricks, you're still going to have to (buy all of them), and you don't know how many of those extra bricks are coming."
So not only could it be inefficient, it could be downright untidy.
However, the adult Lego community knew that each palette--when delivered--was actually made up of several physical bags of bricks. With that in mind, Malec and a few other Lego users wondered if they could find a way to cut down on the size of the palettes they could choose from. The idea, he said, was that by reducing the number of bricks in a palette, builders would be able to purchase smaller numbers and thus cut their overall costs.
According to Larry Pieniazek, an IBM software architect and an avid Lego user, Malec and others realized that by coordinating their efforts, community members could keep track of the actual bags of bricks Lego provides in its stock sets--and the specific pieces contained in each bag. With that, they could compile a database that lists which bags must be purchased in order to collect specific bricks.
Malec explained that he and a few others were able to modify the actual digital files that list the palettes users would see in Lego Digital Designer so that they were broken down bag by bag rather than being listed by palette. Thus, he said, users can now see and work with the smaller bags in Lego Digital Designer and cut down on the cost of their models.
"You'd see a lot of fan creations" on Lego Factory, Malec said, "costing $400 or $500 because fans are not using the bags efficiently. If you could see it at the bag level (instead of the larger digital palettes offered by Lego), maybe you might make a different decision. Maybe (instead of buying) that one piece which takes a whole bag that you're not going to use, you might choose a different bag."
Despite the fact that the efforts of Malec and others in the Lego community were likely to result in smaller price tags for the custom models, Lego's reaction has been largely positive, even though the company was caught off guard. A mixed bag of bricks"The adult community found out within a few days (of the Lego Factory launch) how these bags were mixed together," said Ronny Scherer, a senior producer in Lego's interactive experiences group. "It was a puzzle to us. They took us completely by surprise. We think it's great."
Scherer explained that Lego has to walk a fine line when it comes to allowing access to its systems but that the company recognized the value of letting users adapt the tools to their needs.
"We really encourage and embrace" some modifications of our software, he said. "We have a huge adult community, so if we can make our software in a way that will allow our fans to adapt it to their needs," we'll support that.
Meanwhile, though Lego's policy has been to get behind the software modifications done by the adult community, the company oddly hasn't communicated that position explicitly to the users, Malec and others said. But they are fairly sure they haven't upset the powers that be at the company.
"I haven't seen anything from them," Malec said, "which I am perhaps incorrectly taking as turning a blind eye (since) I haven't seen anything negative from them."
But Lego said that though it wasn't expecting the user community to act so quickly, the software adaptation done by Malec and others fits into the company's larger plan.
"It's not surprising to us that they're doing the hacking, because that was the hope, that they would take the core of what we're doing and own the system" for themselves, said Jacob McKee, Lego's global community relations specialist. We want to "release more and more content and development tools to help that process along. The hope is that they really start to take this on and start to do things we haven't even thought of yet."
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Hot Price For Poverty Dog

The world's most expensive hot dog will go on sale in the Swedish city of Stockholm. The top price doggies are part of a United Nations-sponsored event aimed at highlighting the problem of poverty as world leaders gather at the UN summit in New York.

Hot dogs and veggie dogs will be sold in downtown Stockholm for A$172 each. "The goal is to highlight world poverty during the UN summit in New York by using a simple metaphor, the customary Swedish 'korv' (hot dog), to show people here what it would be like to live life without having enough money for even the most basic things," he told AFP. More than more than a billion people worldwide live on less than one dollar a day, according to the UNDP.

For someone who lives on a dollar a day, buying a hot dog at the regular price of A$3.00 dollars, would be as impossible as asking your typical, well-to-do Swede to pay one thousand kronor for a "korv", he pointed out.
SOURCE: World News STORY ARCHIVE

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Burglar smears naked victim with frosting


Spokane County Prosecutors are hoping to convict a suspected burglar who allegedly left his naked victim smeared with chocolate frosting.
The homeowner had met Michael Kay earlier in the day while the two were drinking beer together. The victim had just been fired and eventually went inside, closed his front door and passed out on the bed.
Kay is accused of breaking into the residence several hours later, rummaging through the kitchen and then smearing the sleeping resident with frosting.
Kay then allegedly opened the man's dog pen hoping his pets would go after the desert topping.
Kay's defense attorney says his client denies stealing anything except a few beers.
Prosecutors say they hardly consider this a harmless prank and took the case to court saying all of us have the right to feel safe and secure in our homes.

KATRINA: BUSH ACCEPTS BLAME

"Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government. And to the extent that the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility," said Mr Bush.
The US president is facing his worst-ever showing in opinion polls and growing scepticism about his crisis management skills. Mr Bush was to give what aides called a major speech to the nation from battered Louisiana on Thursday to address charges he mishandled Katrina.
He will lay out his administration's role in the recovery operation as well as the longer-term efforts to rebuild after the hurricane left New Orleans flooded and flattened other parts of Louisiana. The speech will also encompass the areas of Alabama and Mississippi, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan.
In a joint public appearance with Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, Mr Bush said he is worried about what Katrina reveals about the US ability to respond to another natural disaster or a terrorist attack. "I want to know what went right and what went wrong. I want to know how to better cooperate with state and local government, to be able to answer that very question that you asked: Are we capable of dealing with a severe attack or another severe storm?" he said. Mr Bush's comments come after fierce attacks described his administration's response as sluggish and inept, as well as criticisms of his personal leadership after the massive storm ravaged the US Gulf Coast. Mr Bush built his successful re-election campaign last year on promises that he was better suited to keep Americans safe from catastrophes, such as another attack like the September 11, 2001 terrorist strikes.
In Baton Rouge, Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco angrily accused the federal government of not moving fast enough to recover bodies of Hurricane Katrina's victims, and said the state would hire the private contractor doing the work to keep the job going. "No one, it seems, even those at the highest level, seems to be able to break through the bureaucracy ... I'm angry and outraged by this situation," Governor Blanco said as she met with Lieutenant Governor Mitch Landrieu and other statewide elected officials. Governor Blanco's comments are the latest round of finger-pointing among local, state and federal officials as hurricane victims complain about the slow pace of relief efforts. Search teams ignored the dead in the days after the hurricane to concentrate on finding survivors. Now the focus of the recovery has switched to those killed, many of whom may never be identified.
Meanwhile, the owners of a nursing home where 34 people were found dead have been arrested and charged with 34 counts of negligent homicide for not evacuating their patients. The Louisiana attorney general's office said Mable Mangano and Salvador Mangano Sr declined an offer from authorities of buses to evacuate the residents of their facility. Flood waters are now receding swiftly in New Orleans, revealing a landscape of ruined homes, wrecked cars and thick foul-smelling sludge. Military experts had estimated it would take up to three months to drain the city, but now say it should be dry by early October. SOURCE: World News
STORY ARCHIVE

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Crouching tiger, hidden donkey

BEIJING - The cat is out of the bag at a restaurant in northeast China that had been serving donkey meat spiked with tiger urine in pricey dishes advertised as endangered Siberian tigers.

Local media in Heilongjiang province got wind that the restaurant was offering stir-fried dishes and medicinal liquor made from tiger meat and bones, sparking local police and health inspectors to pounce, the China Daily said on Thursday.

“After inspection, the owner confessed that the so-called tiger meat was donkey meat that had been dressed with tiger urine to give the dish a ’special’ flavor,” the newspaper said.
The restaurant had been charging as much as 800 yuan ($100) a dish for the illegal, “rare” fare, tapping into traditional Chinese belief that tiger meat has aphrodisiacal properties.

The restaurant was shut down and fined and the director of the nearby Hengdaohezi Siberian Tiger Park, China’s largest center for breeding the highly endangered animals, reassured the public there was no way meat from its big cats had made its way to the dinner table, the newspaper said.

Only a few hundred Siberian tigers are believed to be alive in the wild in their native habitats of northern China, southern Russia and parts of North Korea.
The report did not explain where the tiger urine had come from or how it was collected.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9256838/

German brews world's strongest beer

Reuters
BERLIN - A German brewer has concocted what he says is the world's strongest beer, a potent drink with an alcohol content of 25.4 percent that is served in a shot glass.
"Everyone who has tried it is enthusiastic. It tastes like a quirky mixture of beer and sherry," said Bavarian brewer Harald Schneider.

Schneider, who lives in southern Germany where beer is a tradition, said his beer fermented for 12 weeks for an alcohol content twice that of Germany's other strongest beers.
"People will only be able to drink two or three glasses, otherwise they'll drop like flies," he said.
Schneider expects the holders of the world's strongest beer, the Boston Beer Company, to put up a fight.

"I'm pretty sure the Americans have something up their sleeve." http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9271203/

Monday, September 12, 2005

Drinking for England

A pickled nation
Mike O'Connor previewsDrinking for England, SBS, Tuesday 10pmRock School, Channel 10, Wednesday 7.30pmHouse, Channel 10, Wednesday 8.30pm08sep05

DENIS believes that those who can produce documentary proof that they are regular heavy drinkers should be granted immunity from drink driving laws.Denis is retired but confesses that when he was working, he couldn't start the day without a couple of gin and tonics.

His routine now is to belt down four G and Ts at the pub and then drive home for lunch while he still can, then have a few more drinks.

Before you can say "pass the bottle" it's time for pre-dinner drinks followed by a post-prandial tipple and then a couple of cleansing scotches before wobbling off to bed.

The next day, he does it all again for he is one of the players in Drinking for England, a program which has won several awards for documentary excellence and which looks at the British drinking culture.

Our English friends may like to allude to the fondness of we Antipodeans for drink but as this program shows, they are more than partial to over-indulgence themselves.

Drinking for England has been described as the world's first documentary musical, using music and lyrics to underline the reliance on alcohol that permeates the UK.
Drinkers, young and old, are interviewed and filmed as they follow their daily drinking regimens.

There's the middle-aged guy who goes to the pub every night at 6 o'clock and is collected by his wife at 11pm, by which time he has consumed 14 pints of beer and half a dozen vodkas.
She doesn't think he has a drinking problem. If he did, he'd want to have a drink when he awoke in the morning but doesn't so he's fine. He just needs male company after being home alone in the house all day while she works. She gets home at 5pm, which is handy.

There is Jane – poor lonely Jane – who sits in her drab semi-detached house drinking sherry, chain smoking and staring into the middle distance.

Some of the punters embrace their drinking with a patently false bravado. None of them has a drinking problem. They just all choose to drink a lot.

Drinking for England does not follow the normal path of documentaries dealing with drug abuse. It lets the drinkers tell the story and uses music to lighten the mood, making its impact all the more powerful and effective.

In Rock School, ageing rocker Gene Simmons of KISS fame continues in his attempts to turn English children from a private school into a rock band.

This program has improved marginally since it began and those who watch next week's episode will at least be rewarded by the sight of the kids telling Simmons that he's a 55-year-old has-been in whose opinions they are not the least interested.

They also discover that their fledgling band will be the opening act for a Motorhead concert in London in a week's time. That episode, at least, should be worth catching.
House remains on the viewing list but by the slimmest of margins as the posturings of Dr Gregory House begin to grate.

The doctor is a diagnostician, amateur psychiatrist and philosopher who likes nothing better than to display his intellectual strength by thinking aloud on the foibles of his colleagues and the wider world.

House, of course, is a rebel. We know this because he doesn't wear a white coat and only shaves every three days. Edgy stuff!

Why he has not by now been wrapped in a straitjacket by his fellow doctors, sedated and locked in a broom cupboard remains a mystery.

Next week, an unknown illness strikes and all concerned are perplexed as to its nature. There's no free Valium for guessing who gets it right.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

www.flashvaults.com

Interdimensional 15-gesture version of "Rock Paper Scissors." Simplicity surrenders

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Australia Answers: What have we learnt from the disaster wrought by Hurricane Katrina in the United States?

This was posted on SBS World News Australia September 9th, 2005:
US Authorities were well aware in the lead up that Katrina, which began as a level one hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean, was building in strength and speed, and was rumbling towards Louisiana. On Saturday 27th August a state of emergency was declared.

By this time Katrina had reached category three with winds of 185 kilometres per hour. By Sunday winds had intensified to 257 kilometres per hour — a category five storm. Almost 500,000 residents of the city of New Orleans were ordered to evacuate, yet 1.4 million more lived in the surrounding metropolitan area. At 5am on the Monday, Hurricane Katrina began its fatal course, devastating a vast area the size of Britain.

New Orleans, which lies below sea level, took a king hit, along with Biloxi in neighbouring Mississippi, and Mobile in Alabama. Coastal communities along the entire US Gulf Coast were left in tatters. The day after the storm a levee protecting New Orleans from Lake Ponchartrain gave way, flooding 80 per cent of the city. Hundreds of thousands were left stranded without food, water and power. Around 20,000 people acted on orders to shelter in the city's Superdome, where they found no organised refuge, no food and water or any other facilities.

There were widespread reports of squalor, rape and murder, and it became clear to the outside world that New Orleans had descended into chaos. Many thousands are thought to have died, and many remain unaccounted for. The politicians have been left scrambling for an action plan, and for words to console the many thousands who had lost their homes and livelihoods. But the sluggish response of the world superpower to its citizens, most of them black and poor, has left many asking how it went so wrong, and why authorities were so ill-prepared.

Please keep responses brief. Only replies directly relevant to the question will be posted.What has the international community learned from Hurricane Katrina's handling? What will be the lasting effects of the disaster, not only for those affected but for the wider public, as well as the US government? What has the aftermath revealed about race relations and the socio-economic divide in the US, and has your view of the world power changed?

The following are a cross-section of responses we have received:
Proper preperation and planning prevents poor performance.Mr Mike Talbot, Brisbane

It is quite interesting how a tragedy like Hurricane Katrina and the chaos which has ensued due to this catastrophic event can spark so many diverse responses from different kinds of people. Global terrorists will probably see an opportunity to proclaim that their deity?s wrath has finally come upon America, (a name which they use interchangeably with the Great Satan); liberal activists will surely try to find a way to blame it on President George Bush; greedy moguls will seize any opportunities to profit from it, and environmentalists will more than likely contrive a link to Global Warming. But most people, thankfully, will be moved by compassion and try to find a way to help the victims of this great tragedy. Diversity is indeed a good thing after all.
Mr Miguel A. Guanipa, Whitinsville
http://http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze

Did you ever know a "chocoholic"? One of those folks who just can't get enough chocolate? I bet there's at least one in your home or workplace. At my house, it's my wife Emily. She's got to have her little bowl of Hershey's Kisses in the living room. She can't go shopping without bringing home some chocolate ice cream or a chocolate-cake mix. She's even got a funny little sweatshirt that says, "My Name Is Emily, And I'm A Chocoholic."

To be honest, I'm a bit of a chocoholic myself. Except for one small detail. You see, instead of being addicted to chocolate, I'm addicted to booze. Yep, from dawn to dusk, there's one thing on my mind: booze! Beer, liquor, wine, all that stuff!

When my wife gets one of her cravings, she reaches for a Baby Ruth or Mars bar. With me, it's Icehouse beer. My refrigerator is always stocked with plenty of it. I also have a little flask of whiskey in my desk drawer at work. In fact, if you can keep a secret, I even keep some booze in my car in case of traffic jams. I just can't stand to be without booze for too long!
I'm a lot like that Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. Only it's more like the Booze Monster. When I walk into a party and see that they have booze of any kind, it's like, "Whoa-hoa! All bets are off! Lemme at that booze!"

I remember this one time, there was no chocolate in the house. Emily was going out of her mind, trying to scrape up some sort of chocolate fix. In the end, she resorted to drinking a cup of hot cocoa. It was so cute! Sort of like the time I drank all her hairspray because there was no booze in the house. Or that other time with the rubbing alcohol. Or the Nyquil. Or the Aqua-Velva.
Another time, I was completely out of booze, and all the stores and bars were closed, so I drove 45 minutes to find a place that would sell me some beer or something. I was kind of embarrassed, because here it was late Monday night, and I had to work the next day, and I'm driving around looking for booze. But, hey, that's just how things are when you're a "booze-oholic" like me! I finally found a huge all-night liquor store. You should have seen how I loaded up! Cases of this, fifths of that. It was 5 a.m. when I finally got home, so I just said, "To heck with work!" and had my own little improvised holiday. I called it Booze Day! I'd been working hard, getting to work on time almost every day for two weeks, so I figured I'd earned what wound up being the rest of the week off.

Sometimes Emily and I think we should cut down a little–you know, health concerns and all. But there's always some special occasion that gives us an excuse to go off our "diets." Halloween was Emily's last big bender. We only got three trick-or-treaters the entire night, so the whole big bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups went straight to her. (Or straight to her thighs, as she said!)
My most recent bender was today. There was a good movie on TV, and I figured, hey, I'll need steady hands to change the volume. Of course, it all went straight to my liver, but what are you gonna do?

For my birthday, Emily gave me the funniest coffee mug, perfect for Irish coffee. It has a little teddy bear on it with a "don't mess with me" look on his face, and it says, "Hand Over The Booze And Nobody Gets Hurt." I laughed so hard! That bear was just like me when I robbed the party store earlier this year! Also, the mug is really big, so it can hold a lot of booze... another plus!
Yes, those chocoholics are a funny sort. But they won't hurt you–as long as they have their chocolate, that is. Or, in my case, booze!

By Ralph Chadwick November 15, 2000 Issue 36•41

Quotable

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Tacitus

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Alan Dershowitz: Telling the Truth About Chief Justice Rehnquist



Alan DershowitzMon Sep 5, 1:16 AM ET
My mother always told me that when a person dies, one should not say anything bad about him. My mother was wrong. History requires truth, not puffery or silence, especially about powerful governmental figures. And obituaries are a first draft of history. So here’s the truth about Chief Justice Rehnquist you won’t hear on Fox News or from politicians. Chief Justice William Rehnquist set back liberty, equality, and human rights perhaps more than any American judge of this generation. His rise to power speaks volumes about the current state of American values.
Let’s begin at the beginning. Rehnquist bragged about being first in his class at Stanford Law School. Today Stanford is a great law school with a diverse student body, but in the late 1940s and early 1950s, it discriminated against Jews and other minorities, both in the admission of students and in the selection of faculty. Justice Stephen Breyer recalled an earlier period of Stanford’s history: “When my father was at Stanford, he could not join any of the social organizations because he was Jewish, and those organizations, at that time, did not accept Jews.” Rehnquist not only benefited in his class ranking from this discrimination; he was also part of that bigotry. When he was nominated to be an associate justice in 1971, I learned from several sources who had known him as a student that he had outraged Jewish classmates by goose-stepping and heil-Hitlering with brown-shirted friends in front of a dormitory that housed the school’s few Jewish students. He also was infamous for telling racist and anti-Semitic jokes.
As a law clerk, Rehnquist wrote a memorandum for Justice Jackson while the court was considering several school desegregation cases, including Brown v. Board of Education. Rehnquist’s memo, entitled “A Random Thought on the Segregation Cases,” defended the separate-but-equal doctrine embodied in the 1896 Supreme Court case of Plessy v. Ferguson. Rehnquist concluded the Plessy “was right and should be reaffirmed.” When questioned about the memos by the Senate Judiciary Committee in both 1971 and 1986, Rehnquist blamed his defense of segregation on the dead Justice, stating – under oath – that his memo was meant to reflect the views of Justice Jackson. But Justice Jackson voted in Brown, along with a unanimous Court, to strike down school segregation. According to historian Mark Tushnet, Justice Jackson’s longtime legal secretary called Rehnquist’s Senate testimony an attempt to “smear[] the reputation of a great justice.” Rehnquist later admitted to defending Plessy in arguments with fellow law clerks. He did not acknowledge that he committed perjury in front of the Judiciary Committee to get his job.
The young Rehnquist began his legal career as a Republican functionary by obstructing African-American and Hispanic voting at Phoenix polling locations (“Operation Eagle Eye”). As Richard Cohen of The Washington Post wrote, “[H]e helped challenge the voting qualifications of Arizona blacks and Hispanics. He was entitled to do so. But even if he did not personally harass potential voters, as witnesses allege, he clearly was a brass-knuckle partisan, someone who would deny the ballot to fellow citizens for trivial political reasons -- and who made his selection on the basis of race or ethnicity.” In a word, he started out his political career as a Republican thug.
Rehnquist later bought a home in Vermont with a restrictive covenant that barred sale of the property to ''any member of the Hebrew race.”
Rehnquist’s judicial philosophy was result-oriented, activist, and authoritarian. He sometimes moderated his views for prudential or pragmatic reasons, but his vote could almost always be predicted based on who the parties were, not what the legal issues happened to be. He generally opposed the rights of gays, women, blacks, aliens, and religious minorities. He was a friend of corporations, polluters, right wing Republicans, religious fundamentalists, homophobes, and other bigots.
Rehnquist served on the Supreme Court for thirty-three years and as chief justice for nineteen. Yet no opinion comes to mind which will be remembered as brilliant, innovative, or memorable. He will be remembered not for the quality of his opinions but rather for the outcomes decided by his votes, especially Bush v. Gore, in which he accepted an Equal Protection claim that was totally inconsistent with his prior views on that clause. He will also be remembered as a Chief Justice who fought for the independence and authority of the judiciary. This is his only positive contribution to an otherwise regressive career.
Within moments of Rehnquist’s death, Fox News called and asked for my comments, presumably aware that I was a longtime critic of the late Chief Justice. After making several of these points to Alan Colmes (who was supposed to be interviewing me), Sean Hannity intruded, and when he didn’t like my answers, he cut me off and terminated the interview. Only after I was off the air and could not respond did the attack against me begin, which is typical of Hannity’s bullying ambush style. He is afraid to attack when there’s someone there to respond. Since the interview, I’ve received dozens of e-mail hate messages, some of which are overtly anti-Semitic. One writer called me “a jew prick that takes it in the a** from ruth ginzburg [sic].” Another said I am “an ignorant socialist left-wing political hack …. You’re like a little Heinrich Himmler! (even the resemblance is uncanny!).” Yet another informed me that I “personally make us all lament the defeat of the Nazis!” A more restrained viewer found me to be “a disgrace to the Law, to Harvard, and to humanity.”
All this, for refusing to put a deceptive gloss on a man who made his career undermining the rights and liberties of American citizens.
My mother would want me to remain silent, but I think my father would have wanted me to tell the truth. My father was right.
Alan Dershowitz is a professor of law at Harvard. His latest book is The Case for Peace: How the Arab-Israeli Conflict Can Be Resolved (Wiley, 2005).

Friday, September 02, 2005

Have you ever been to the drunk tank at the gas station?

The Tennessee Supreme Court has handed down a doozie of a decision. And, if it doesn't end up casting all of humanity as the guilty party in any further case from this point forward regardless of the details of the case, then the system of jurisprudence in Tennessee just isn't paying attention. It certainly is a tidy sort of final solution that should make every future case rather easy to adjudicate, I have to say. I mean, from this point forward, all any judge in Tennessee has to do is bang a gavel and say "Yer all guilty" and then retreat back to his chambers to watch the latest episode of "The People's Court."
The Details
Gary L. West and Michell B. Richardson suffered severe injuries in July 2000 when their vehicle was struck head-on by a car driven by Brian Lee Tarver who was subsequently determined to be driving drunk.Before he got into this accident, however, Mr. Tarver gassed up his vehicle at a nearby Exxon station. Subsequently, attorneys Gregory F. Coleman and Michael A. Myers filed a lawsuit in Knox County Circuit Court, claiming that Tarver's car would have run out of gas before the collision but for the $3 worth of gas he bought at the Exxon station.They also presented the testimony that the Exxon station employees knew that Tarver was drunk. Upon entering the station, Tarver was abusive to the employees and unmindful of the other customers. He also tried to buy beer which the Exxon employees refused to sell him. So, he put $3 of gas in the tank and left the station.A professor from the University of Tennessee determined that Tarver's vehicle would have run out of gas before reaching the site of the accident if the Exxon station had refused to sell him the gasoline.
The Decision
Tennessee Supreme Court Justice William M. Barker wrote in the decision that "A safer alternative was readily available and easily feasible — simply refusing to sell gasoline to an obviously intoxicated driver."Originally, the case against the Exxon station was thrown out by a lower court, a decision that prompted attorneys Coleman and Myers to appeal the case to the State Supreme Court. Granted, the Supreme Court decision did not directly state that the Exxon employees were to be held culpable, as it simply reverses the lower court's dismissal of the case. But this decision sure seems to place the onus on the gas station employees heads, its safe to say.
The Result
As with the empty logic of blaming gun manufactures for violence perpetrated with guns we now have a gas station liable for what people do with the gas it sells. Using that logic we can extend this sphere of "guilt" to include the car manufacture, the suppliers of the car manufacture, the trucking firms that transport the gasoline and the support companies that the trucking firms utilize in their every day efforts. We may as well indict anyone who has ever bought a car keeping the entire circle revolving. And since we are all associated with these business decisions and efforts we are, in the end, all "guilty" for Brian Lee Tarver's fateful car accident.The Supreme Court of Tennessee has basically said that we are all, the entire lot of us, guilty as sin.
Preventative

Measures?So, with this senseless decision we must consider what has to be done to avoid further liability. After all, decisions by a Supreme Court have consequences that ripple down to every last citizen.

The only solutions are as follows:

  • Every gas station in Tennessee will have to give breathalyzer tests before allowing a customer to pump gasoline
  • Every gas station employee will have to take odometer readings and calculate the amount of gas sold to every customer so a record of the distance traveled is recorded
  • Every gas station employee will have to attend medical classes to determine "sobriety" and learn the medical results of alcohol consumption
  • Every gas station attendant will have to regularly keep up on such training with local law enforcement agenciesThere. Now that we have made the logical moves to comply with our

Tennessee State Supreme Court's new ruling we can assume that the cost for a gallon of gasoline will cost the average Volunteer State citizen something like $20 per gallon since "compliance" will have to be funded somehow. It looks like "drunkenness" will replace "terrorism" as the chief cause for high gas prices in Tennessee, for sure. And you may thank the State Supreme Court.There is only one thing missing from the serving of justice in this case, though. When do we get to blaming the drunk driver for driving drunk? It makes one wonder if Justice Barker was imbibing a bit o' the moonshine his own exalted self because, like a drunken marksman, he shot at about every thing but the target.I guess, though, its easier to just blame everyone instead of taking the time to decide who is really at fault. It should make court proceedings go ever so much faster in Tennessee.

"Yer ALL guilty! Now leave my court. I have a show to catch."


Warner Todd HustonAugust 23, 2005http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/huston/050823

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Human Zoo Exhibit


London Zoo exhibit: Humans
LONDON (AFP) — London Zoo unveiled a new exhibition Thursday — eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.
The mammals were chosen from dozens of hopefuls in an Internet competition.
The "Human Zoo" is intended to show the basic nature of human beings as they frolick throughout the August bank holiday weekend.
"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species and to communicate the importance of man's place in the planet's ecosystem," London Zoo said.
The scantily-clad volunteers will be treated as animals and kept amused at the central London zoo with games and music.
"I actually think the fig leaves will be enough to cover us up, it's no worse than a swimming pool," said volunteer Simon Spiro, 19, from New Malden, south of the British capital.
Spiro, selected from dozens of hopefuls in an Internet competition, said he was excited by the prospect of monkeying around on the zoo's Bear Mountain.
"I'm a veterinary student so the idea of working for a zoo was something that appealed to me.
"I thought it would be fun and interesting because I'm an outdoorsy kind of person," he said.
Brendan Carr, 25, from Aylesbury, southern England, wrote a poem in his bid to get on the mountain.
"I'm funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat, talk more than a parrot, up all night like a bat," it went.
"I got a laugh like a hyena but get the hump like a camel, so cover me in fig leaves as I'm the ultimate mammal."
http://http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-08-26-london-zoo_x.htm