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Anyone who knows me knows my utter hatred for all things feet. For reasons I care not to discuss I think they are squalid body parts begging for socks or some other form of cover. So when I ran across this eBay auction I couldn't decide whether to puke or write Britney a nasty letter. I figured neither one would hardly get my true feelings across because they are deep in the pit of my burning stomach.

Britney Spears is auctioning off SEVERAL pairs of her USED DIRTY FLIP FLOPS!! At first I thought.. "Joke." But it's real. Sure the proceeds are going to the hurricane victims. But, if I was told my new clothes or sheets were purchased by the winning auction from Britney Spears dirty flip flops I would be insulted. And equally, I would feel sorry for the bastard that is so in love with the white trash "singer" that he/she paid $100 (current bid) for a pair of Britney's blackened j crew flip flops!

Sure if it was a guitar signed by TOOL or an original print Leaves of Grass, I too would get the dork bug and whip out my wallet. But the fact that someone honestly believes they are a better person for donating to the charity auction by stepping in to Britney's dirty shoes is truly baffling.